If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
One reason the dog has so many friends: He wags his tail instead of his tongue.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Beware of silent dogs and still waters.
Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
Artists like cats, soldiers like dogs.
A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
To a dog the whole world is a smell
Dogs wait for us faithfully
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.